Biscuit Maker Definition T-shirt

😸Gildan Softstyle® 64000
😸Unisex, true-to-size fit
😸100% ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary by color)
😸Lightweight fabric (4.5 oz)
😸Printed, packaged, and shipped in the USA 🇺🇸🐾

Easygoing comfort for people who don’t take life (or themselves) too seriously, whether you’re out for the day or stuck because your cat needed you.

About this shirt: Let's be real, nothing wakes you up faster than a ten-pound cat standing directly on your bladder in the middle of the night. This funny, dictionary-style black tee perfectly spells out the everyday reality of living with a feline baker. It features a hilarious definition for a "Professional Biscuit Maker". According to the shirt, this is a cat who specifically chooses the 3 AM shift to knead your bladder. And of course, they do it with all the intense enthusiasm of a competitive bread maker. It is the absolute perfect everyday shirt for tired cat parents who are just trying to survive the night shift!

100% Ring-Spun Cotton: Soft, smooth, and made to feel good from the first wear (and many cat naps later).

Pre-Shrunk Fabric: Designed to keep its shape, wash after wash. No surprise crop tops here.

Lightweight & Breathable (4.5 oz): Comfortable enough for everyday wear and cool enough for all-day lounging.

Unisex, True-to-Size Fit: Relaxed and comfy, with a fit that feels just right whether you’re out and about or stuck under a sleeping cat 🐾

Made to Last: Double-needle stitching at the sleeves, hem, and neckline helps your tee hold up to everyday wear (and plenty of cat cuddles).

Smooth, Seamless Collar: Quarter-turned construction helps prevent center creases and keeps the shirt looking good over time.

Tear-Away Label: The easy-to-remove tag means itch-free, tagless comfort from day one 🐾

30-Day Money-Back Guarantee: Love your tee, or we’ll make it right.

Printed in the USA: All U.S. orders are printed and shipped right here in the USA 🇺🇸🐾